<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny warning - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny warning - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:00:10 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:00:10 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:00:06 -0500</pubDate><title>WARNING!!!  The Floor is Horny</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2074/WARNING-The-Floor-is-Horny.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2074/WARNING-The-Floor-is-Horny.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2074.jpg</image><media:title>WARNING!!!  The Floor is Horny</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>warning,floor,horny</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2074.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:00:10 -0400</pubDate><title>News Guy Grabs Electric Fence</title><link>http://www.abum.com/21911/News-Guy-Grabs-Electric-Fence.html</link><description>Not the smartest reporter around.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-21911/News-Guy-Grabs-Electric-Fence.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/21911.jpg</image><media:title>News Guy Grabs Electric Fence</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/21911.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="64" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Not the smartest reporter around.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>electric,fence,shock,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/21911.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 00:05:43 -0400</pubDate><title>Chopsticks</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8374/Chopsticks.html</link><description>Some helpful warnings</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8374/Chopsticks.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8374.jpg</image><media:title>Chopsticks</media:title><media:description>Some helpful warnings</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>chopsticks,stupid,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8374.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:00:01 -0500</pubDate><title>Watch Out for Tree</title><link>http://www.abum.com/12908/Watch-Out-for-Tree.html</link><description>Good thing that sign was there or someone may have hit it!</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-12908/Watch-Out-for-Tree.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12908.jpg</image><media:title>Watch Out for Tree</media:title><media:description>Good thing that sign was there or someone may have hit it!</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>street,tree,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12908.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:00:07 -0400</pubDate><title>Warning!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/25727/Warning.html</link><description>What exactly is this sign warning us about...?</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-25727/Warning.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25727.jpg</image><media:title>Warning!</media:title><media:description>What exactly is this sign warning us about...?</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>achtung,escape,sign,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25727.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:00:08 -0500</pubDate><title>Sperm warning.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2803/Sperm-warning.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2803/Sperm-warning.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2803.jpg</image><media:title>Sperm warning.</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>sperm,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2803.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:00:04 -0500</pubDate><title>Pit Bull with AIDS</title><link>http://www.abum.com/29231/Pit-Bull-with-AIDS.html</link><description>Stay away from this farm, you don&#039;t wanna get AIDS</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-29231/Pit-Bull-with-AIDS.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/29231.jpg</image><media:title>Pit Bull with AIDS</media:title><media:description>Stay away from this farm, you don&#039;t wanna get AIDS</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>aids,attack,bull,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/29231.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Warning: Vagina ahead</title><link>http://www.abum.com/60552/Warning-Vagina-ahead.html</link><description>Gotta have that warning out there, or people might crash right into it</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-60552/Warning-Vagina-ahead.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60552.jpg</image><media:title>Warning: Vagina ahead</media:title><media:description>Gotta have that warning out there, or people might crash right into it</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>vagina,sign,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60552.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 00:00:03 -0500</pubDate><title>Do Not Hump</title><link>http://www.abum.com/38363/Do-Not-Hump.html</link><description>Don&#039;t suck or lick, either!</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-38363/Do-Not-Hump.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/38363.jpg</image><media:title>Do Not Hump</media:title><media:description>Don&#039;t suck or lick, either!</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>hump,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/38363.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Watch out, there is poon ahead!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66354/Watch-out-there-is-poon-ahead.html</link><description>Stay on the road, one might suck you in</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66354/Watch-out-there-is-poon-ahead.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66354.jpg</image><media:title>Watch out, there is poon ahead!</media:title><media:description>Stay on the road, one might suck you in</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>poon,vagina,warning,sign</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66354.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Playthings: A Warning About Gun Safety</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93368/Playthings-A-Warning-About-Gun-Safety.html</link><description>Two kids fight each other with dildos in an advert aimed to raise awareness about locking away your guns, just like you lock away your sex toys.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93368/Playthings-A-Warning-About-Gun-Safety.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93368.jpg</image><media:title>Playthings: A Warning About Gun Safety</media:title><media:description>Two kids fight each other with dildos in an advert aimed to raise awareness about locking away your guns, just like you lock away your sex toys.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Playthings,Warning,About,Gun,Safety</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93368.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Government warning</title><link>http://www.abum.com/69819/Government-warning.html</link><description>Please note that all the people with large bubbles protruding from their behinds are actors. No real animals, fish or boiled eggs were harmed whilst producing this health warning.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69819/Government-warning.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69819.jpg</image><media:title>Government warning</media:title><media:description>Please note that all the people with large bubbles protruding from their behinds are actors. No real animals, fish or boiled eggs were harmed whilst producing this health warning.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Government,warning</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69819.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>