<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny machines - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny machines - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Perpetual Motion Machines</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88853/Perpetual-Motion-Machines.html</link><description>The perpetual motion machine is the myth that keeps on mything, because while many people have tried, most of them are theoretical at best. So this guy puts them to the test, building them for real to see how shit they really are.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88853/Perpetual-Motion-Machines.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88853.jpg</image><media:title>Perpetual Motion Machines</media:title><media:description>The perpetual motion machine is the myth that keeps on mything, because while many people have tried, most of them are theoretical at best. So this guy puts them to the test, building them for real to see how shit they really are.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Perpetual,Motion,Machines,Hypothetical</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88853.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Magic Machines - Hey Mister</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83696/Magic-Machines-Hey-Mister.html</link><description>Chuck Norris would approve of this and so would the internet. So put on your dancing shoes and catch sight of yourself rocking out half way through this interweb medley of all things meme-tastic and WTF. Watching this is like tonic for your brain. Nom.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83696/Magic-Machines-Hey-Mister.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83696.jpg</image><media:title>Magic Machines - Hey Mister</media:title><media:description>Chuck Norris would approve of this and so would the internet. So put on your dancing shoes and catch sight of yourself rocking out half way through this interweb medley of all things meme-tastic and WTF. Watching this is like tonic for your brain. Nom.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Magic,Machines,Hey,Mister</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83696.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Battles “My Machines” by Daniels</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83584/Battles-My-Machines-by-Daniels.html</link><description>What’s not to like in this video? It’s got a guy eternally falling down an escalator and Gary Numan, everyone’s a winner. Well, except the guy constantly falling down the escalator — nobody wants that to happen to them.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83584/Battles-My-Machines-by-Daniels.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83584.jpg</image><media:title>Battles “My Machines” by Daniels</media:title><media:description>What’s not to like in this video? It’s got a guy eternally falling down an escalator and Gary Numan, everyone’s a winner. Well, except the guy constantly falling down the escalator — nobody wants that to happen to them.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Battles,Machines,Daniels</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83584.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:39:56 -0500</pubDate><title>Know those annoying claw machines? There&#039;s a trick to get them to work.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61878/Know-those-annoying-claw-machines-There-s-a-trick-to-get-them-to-work.html</link><description>The trick? Break into the machine and up the grab strength so you actually CAN win. Stupid games, they&#039;re all the same!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61878/Know-those-annoying-claw-machines-There-s-a-trick-to-get-them-to-work.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61878.jpg</image><media:title>Know those annoying claw machines? There&#039;s a trick to get them to work.</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/61878.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="304" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>The trick? Break into the machine and up the grab strength so you actually CAN win. Stupid games, they&#039;re all the same!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>claw,grab,machines,scam</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61878.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 00:00:09 -0500</pubDate><title>Micro Racers</title><link>http://www.abum.com/11658/Micro-Racers.html</link><description>Take your teeny little car around the track for a big bunch of fun!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-11658/Micro-Racers.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11658.jpg</image><media:title>Micro Racers</media:title><media:description>Take your teeny little car around the track for a big bunch of fun!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>driving,fun,machines,micro,mini</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11658.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:00:43 -0500</pubDate><title>Metal Wrath</title><link>http://www.abum.com/9390/Metal-Wrath.html</link><description>Fight back against the machines to reclaim Earth!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-9390/Metal-Wrath.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9390.jpg</image><media:title>Metal Wrath</media:title><media:description>Fight back against the machines to reclaim Earth!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>machines,scrolling,shooter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9390.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 00:00:03 -0400</pubDate><title>micro machines</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4600/micro-machines.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-4600/micro-machines.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4600.jpg</image><media:title>micro machines</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>micro,machines</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4600.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>Vibrating Machines are Fun</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2922/Vibrating-Machines-are-Fun.html</link><description>Getting pleasure by sitting on a washing machine.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2922/Vibrating-Machines-are-Fun.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2922.jpg</image><media:title>Vibrating Machines are Fun</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/2922.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="28" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Getting pleasure by sitting on a washing machine.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>vibrating,machines,fun</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2922.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Right after this is a rest stop with a shitload of machines filled with chips and candy.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2376/Right-after-this-is-a-rest-stop-with-a-shitload-of-machines-filled-with-chips-and-candy.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2376/Right-after-this-is-a-rest-stop-with-a-shitload-of-machines-filled-with-chips-and-candy.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2376.jpg</image><media:title>Right after this is a rest stop with a shitload of machines filled with chips and candy.</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>right,rest,stop,shitload,machines,filled,chips,candy</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2376.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>