<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny swan - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny swan - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Guy Gets Beaten Up By Angry Swan</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93787/Guy-Gets-Beaten-Up-By-Angry-Swan.html</link><description>This guy got called out to rescue a baby Swan, but then the parent turns up and isn&#039;t at all happy about what&#039;s going on.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93787/Guy-Gets-Beaten-Up-By-Angry-Swan.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93787.jpg</image><media:title>Guy Gets Beaten Up By Angry Swan</media:title><media:description>This guy got called out to rescue a baby Swan, but then the parent turns up and isn&#039;t at all happy about what&#039;s going on.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Guy,Gets,Beaten,Angry,Swan</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93787.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Fat Swan</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85770/Fat-Swan.html</link><description>Get it? Like Black Swan, but fat. Anyway, I&#039;d feel more sorry for her if she wasn&#039;t attempting ballet whilst looking like she&#039;d just eaten a ballerina.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85770/Fat-Swan.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85770.jpg</image><media:title>Fat Swan</media:title><media:description>Get it? Like Black Swan, but fat. Anyway, I&#039;d feel more sorry for her if she wasn&#039;t attempting ballet whilst looking like she&#039;d just eaten a ballerina.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Fat,Swan</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85770.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Miz Swan &amp; Miss Swan</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80460/Miz-Swan-Miss-Swan.html</link><description>Seen Black Swan yet? It&#039;s a psychological thrill ride of hallucinatory tension buckets. But it&#039;s nothing compared to Alex Borstein, better known as the voice of Lois Griffin, in this masterpiece. Natalie Portman, who&#039;s she!?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80460/Miz-Swan-Miss-Swan.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80460.jpg</image><media:title>Miz Swan &amp; Miss Swan</media:title><media:description>Seen Black Swan yet? It&#039;s a psychological thrill ride of hallucinatory tension buckets. But it&#039;s nothing compared to Alex Borstein, better known as the voice of Lois Griffin, in this masterpiece. Natalie Portman, who&#039;s she!?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Miz,Swan,Miss</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80460.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Black Swan</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80339/Black-Swan.html</link><description>So, have you seen Black Swan yet? Man, you go in there expecting some dullard ballet bull crud and you end up with lesbo action and insanity to the power of sectioned. This image sums it up well but misses out the HLA.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80339/Black-Swan.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80339.jpg</image><media:title>Black Swan</media:title><media:description>So, have you seen Black Swan yet? Man, you go in there expecting some dullard ballet bull crud and you end up with lesbo action and insanity to the power of sectioned. This image sums it up well but misses out the HLA.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Black,Swan</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80339.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>